Greetings Cobolians!

Some of you may have noticed that I am The High Priest of The Cult of Cobol. That's because (besides running the site cultcobol.com) meetup has this fancy feature that allows an organizer to assign titles to members. I've done it a few times on my other meetups, but until today never had any requests. Today I filled the first request on our Cobol meetup. This email is to both announce that fulfillment and to offer titles to others.

Cost for titles:
Basic title (adept, initiate, altar person etc) One MILLIONNNNNNNNNNNN Dollars.
Advanced Title (Priest, Monk, Bishop etc) One MILLONNNNNNNNNNNNNN Dollars.
Extreme Title (Grand Inquisitor, High Priest, Ludicrus) One MILIONNNNN Dollars.

* By One MILLIONNNNNNN Dollars I of course mean "an email to me or the group, indicating your desired title".

So with no further adooodoooo let me announce that Slava is now Officially the Great Inquisitor of Arx COBOLica Order.

Let's all congratulate Slava and offer our thanks for the great work of Inquisiting being done.

Kind Regars,
Aoirthoir Cult Cobol High Priest